Phase 1in progress
Spawn the Goblin
- ▸Branding and website
- ▸X and Telegram
- ▸Community onboarding
- ▸Platform launch preparation
Launch pending · token not yet created
YOUR AI ATEALL THE RAM.
Meet RAM Goblin. The tiny digital menace hoarding every last gigabyte. Born in the age of AI. Unleashed on Canton Network.
> $RAMG does not exist yet. Anyone selling it right now is not us.
FEED THE GOBLIN.▮▮▮404: RAM NOT FOUND.▮▮▮NOT ENOUGH MEMORY.▮▮▮BORN IN THE DATA CENTER.▮▮▮MORE RAM. MORE CHAOS.▮▮▮ALL YOUR RAM ARE BELONG TO GOBLIN.▮▮▮
Meet the Goblin
Something small woke up
between the racks.
Deep inside a data center, between two overheating racks, something small woke up. It was hungry, and not for snacks. It wanted memory.
As the AI boom kicked off, every model wanted more gigabytes and every server begged for more sticks. The Goblin noticed the shortage and saw an opportunity: if everyone wants RAM, the RAM is valuable. So take all of it.
Now it creeps through server rooms and gaming rigs, pulling DIMMs out of slots and stacking them in a lair nobody has found. Every "out of memory" error you've ever seen? Probably the Goblin.
We're a community of people who think that's funny: AI nerds, PC builders, and meme connoisseurs gathering around one greedy little gremlin. Feed the Goblin.
goblin@datacenter:~
$ check_ram --cluster ai-prod
ERROR: AI servers need more RAM.
$ trace_missing_memory
Suspect detected: small, green, wearing a hoodie.
$ locate /dev/ram*
404: RAM NOT FOUND. Nobody knows where it went.
$ interrogate goblin
"I have never seen a RAM stick in my life." (holding 12 RAM sticks)
- $ █
Exhibit A
The RAM really is missing.
The joke has a real backstory. Since late 2025, AI data centers have been buying memory faster than the industry can make it, and the price of an ordinary PC memory kit has gone up several times over.
32GB DDR5-6000 kit · approximate US retail price
$80 → $429
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| When | Price | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Mid-2025 | $80 | Newegg, via ShaneTheGamer |
| Early 2026 | $432 | Newegg, via ShaneTheGamer |
| 24 Aug 2026 | $402 | Tom's Hardware US tracker |
| 3 Nov 2026 | $429 | Capital & Compute tracker |
Four published price points from public trackers, not a continuous series. Checked 11 Nov 2026. Sources: ShaneTheGamer: RAM and DDR5 prices in 2026, Capital & Compute: DDR5 price tracker, TrendForce: DRAM spot prices.
5.4×
32GB DDR5 kit
About $80 in mid-2025, $429 on 3 Nov 2026.
8.8×
16Gb DDR5 chip, spot
About $6.84 in Sep 2025, $60.23 on 11 Nov 2026 (TrendForce).
Sold out
Micron, for all of 2026
“we’re sold out for 2026”, Micron's business chief told CNBC in January.
Witness statements
What the industry is saying.
The people deserve to have their RAM too!
goblin: Bold of the people to assume.
Source: Tom's Hardware ↗We believe that the aggregate industry supply will remain substantially short of the demand for the foreseeable future.
goblin: I have no idea where it went.
Source: The Register ↗We have seen a very sharp, significant surge in demand for memory, and it has far outpaced our ability to supply that memory.
goblin: Surge? What surge?
Source: CNBC ↗Because our demand is so high, every factory, every HBM supplier, is gearing up, and they're all doing great.
goblin: So am I. Thanks for asking.
Source: CNBC ↗I don't see how this will not make its way into the customer base.
goblin: Not my problem. I have plenty.
Source: CNBC ↗Even money can't buy goods.
goblin: Correct. It is not for sale.
Source: Tom's Hardware ↗Quotes are taken from public news reports and link to their source. The "goblin" lines are our jokes, not theirs. None of the people or companies quoted are affiliated with RAM Goblin or endorse it, and nothing here is a statement about the value of $RAMG.
Token info
Verified facts only.
We only list verified details here. Anything marked pending is not confirmed yet. We will never post a token identifier before it really exists.
Transparency note: on Supanova the coin creator receives 70% of the 1% trading fee. That's how the platform works, and we'd rather you hear it from us.
- Name
- RAM Goblin
- Symbol
- RAMG
- Network
- Canton
- Launchpad
- Supanova
- Supply
- Pending platform confirmation
- Instrument ID
- Pending deployment
- Registry admin
- Pending deployment
- Creator allocation
- None: no creator mint and no dev buy at launch
- Bonding curve
- 80% of supply sold on the curve; graduates to Supanova's DEX at 250,000 CC net raised
- Trading fees
- 1% per trade: 70% to the creator wallet, 30% to Supanova
How to get $RAMG
Five steps. Zero shortcuts.
Available after launch only. Right now there is nothing to buy.
- 01
Open Supanova
Type launch.supanova.app yourself or use our Official Links page. Never trust links in DMs.
- 02
Sign in & get a Canton wallet
Sign in with email, Google, or Apple. Supanova sets up a Canton wallet for you. Your address is a Party ID (not an Ethereum address).
- 03
Fund it with CC
Deposit Canton Coin (CC) on the Canton network to your Party ID (leave memo blank), or use the in-app Bridge. Then transfer from Funding to Trading.
- 04
Open the verified RAMG market
Use only the link on our Official Links page. Names and tickers aren't unique, so match the Instrument ID exactly.
- 05
Read before you click
Check the quote, the 1% fee, and slippage. Only use money you can afford to lose entirely.
⚠ Beware of fakes
- Anyone can create a coin called "RAM Goblin" with ticker RAMG, and Supanova has no verified badges. The only real one is the Instrument ID on our Official Links page.
- Admins will never DM you first, ask for your seed phrase, or ask you to send funds.
- There are no presales, airdrops, or giveaways unless announced on all official channels at once.
Roadmap
Milestones, not price targets.
Everything after Phase 1 is planned, not guaranteed.
Phase 2planned
Release the Goblin
- ▸Deploy RAMG on Supanova after approval
- ▸Verify the public market page
- ▸Publish official links and launch disclosures
- ▸Run small functional trades
Phase 3planned
Goblin Mode
- ▸Regular memes and community content
- ▸Community-made stickers and artwork
- ▸Transparent updates on project activity
- ▸Review feedback and decide whether to continue
Community
Enter the lair.
Telegram
The Goblin's lair. Memes, lore, fan art, and official announcements.
X
Daily chaos, Goblin art, AI and hardware humor, and project updates.
Security: only trust links listed on /links. Admins never DM first. Never share your seed phrase.
FAQ
Questions, answered straight.
What is RAM Goblin?+
An original meme character: a mischievous goblin that lives in data centers and steals RAM to feed the AI boom. $RAMG is an experimental community memecoin built around that joke.
What is Canton Network?+
Canton is a public, privacy-focused blockchain network originally built for regulated finance. Applications connect through a shared Global Synchronizer run by independent Super Validators. Its native token is Canton Coin (CC), which is used to pay network fees and is the currency for trading on Supanova. RAM Goblin is not affiliated with or endorsed by Canton Network.
What is Supanova?+
Supanova is an independent launchpad on Canton where anyone can create a coin and trade it on a bonding curve priced in CC. Once a coin raises 250,000 CC net, it graduates to Supanova's own DEX. RAM Goblin is not affiliated with or endorsed by Supanova.
What is RAMG used for?+
Memes and community. RAMG has no utility, no roadmap of features, and no promise of value. It's a collectible joke on a blockchain.
How do I find the official token?+
Only via the link on this website's Official Links page and the pinned messages on our official X and Telegram. On Supanova, names and tickers are not unique and there are no verified badges, so always match the Instrument ID. Until launch, no official token exists.
What are the trading risks?+
Memecoins are extremely volatile and can lose all value quickly. Liquidity may be thin, a 1% fee applies to every trade, and platforms can have bugs or outages. Supanova's Trading balance is custodial, meaning the platform holds it. Copycat tokens are common. Only use money you can afford to lose completely.
Is RAMG affiliated with an AI company?+
No. RAM Goblin is an independent meme project. It is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by any AI company, hardware manufacturer, Canton Network, or Supanova.
Is this an investment?+
No. RAMG is an experimental community memecoin. It is not equity, carries no rights to profits or assets, and has no guaranteed financial return. Nothing on this site is financial advice.
Feed the Goblin
MORE RAM. MORE CHAOS.
No token yet. Just a goblin and a lot of missing memory. Official links appear here first.